Last Minute Essay

Write Your "Last Minute" Essay for just $11.00!

So, you've waited until the last minute to write that essay. Again.

Or worse. The S.A.T. is tomorrow and you still don't know how to construct a basic five paragraph essay that will pass the people doing the test grading. So, you're a Perfect Procrastinator, is that it?

Now what? OK, it's 9:02 p.m. You can:

Flip through a few books, looking for help, before you Panic.
Now it's 10:13 p.m. Flip through some magazines.
Panic.
Go get something to eat.
11: 17 p.m. Panic some more. Sweat is nasty at this hour.
Tell yourself "Focus, Ding-a-Ling." Scratch out the beginnings of 3 possible essays.
Go get something to drink.
Panic Hardy. It's 12:32 a.m.
Plan what excuse you're going to give the person who wants the essay.
Ta da, ta da, ta da...

Now. Since none of those activities got you anywhere, what do you do next? Where do you go from here?

Here's where the "Last Minute" Essay comes in..., for only $11! If you can read English and follow simple, very explicit directions, you can write that essay within 45 minutes of downloading the $11 "Last Minute" Essay. And that's no BULL. That's a proven fact!

The Charts/Worksheets included in this ebook kit have been used successfully by literally thousands of students. OK, so Kindergarteners, or even First Graders, aren't really ready to write a full essay, but they at least use the Paragraph Writing Format in the kit to start learning their organizational skills (along with the instructions, methods and procedures in The Five Finger Paragraph© materials).

Just think about it! You've gotten this far, you can write English with pretty good grammar and punctuation, but you never feel that that essay is organized and written correctly until you get it back, graded. But you never really know for certain that what you're turning in is written correctly until you get it back. And that's too late. So what you really need is a way to know how to write an essay correctly, before you hand it in!

You've always wanted a "quick and effective" way to get an essay written, especially if you've ever waited until the "Last Minute" to do the writing, editing, organizing, restructuring, organizing, and (did I mention) organizing. Well, here it is!!

This ebook "kit" includes all of the charts/worksheets included in any of The Five Finger Paragraph© kits, i.e., HomeSchool/ HomeStudy Kit, any Classroom Kit, or The Five Finger Essay^©. But without the cost of all of the books that contain the methods and procedures for the Five Finger Paragraph^© method of organizing a five paragraph essay. There is a single page of instructions included. And that's all you need.

This kit, in ebook format only, contains charts that include:

The Five Finger Hand.
The Five Finger Paragraph© Writing Format.
The Five Finger Essay© Writing Format.
Grading Checklist for Paragraphs.
Grading Checklist for Essays.
Printing instructions for the various pages in the Kit.
Explicit instructions for constructing or formatting a five paragraph essay.

All of that for just 11 bucks! If you'd like samples of the Five Finger Paragraph© educational materials, click here. And I'm sorry, but at this horribly CHEAP price, there can be NO REFUNDS. Sorry, but once you see the pages, you will realize how important the charts are to understanding the organization of an essay. And how easily you could duplicate them. At this terribly LOW price, refunds are not worth the effort for either of us. Trust me, these charts are worth 5 times more than only $11!!

WARNING: I DO NOT RECOMMEND that this product be purchased for students under about age 16 (or if you have already purchased other Five Finger Paragraph or ...Essay products). And the reason has nothing to do with unmentionable subjects. I just feel that, when there is still time to include methods and procedures in a student's education, it should be done, without skipping to the "last minute" instructions. If you already own other Five Finger Paragraph/Essay products, you already have all of the charts needed (not including the "quick and dirty" instructions included with this "kit").

NOTICE: Save us both some time and don't ask that your order be sent to a municipal or county/state school system ISP address. Get a free email address through Hotmail or Gmail and you won't have problems receiving your product. Any ebook or sample that you order from The Five Finger Paragraph© will be sent to you as an attachment. Many municipal and county/state school system ISPs (internet service providers) won't allow receipt of attachments and your email will be held up or disposed of by the ISP. That will delay receipt of your product. Since I don't know whether you received the email or not (they are never returned to me), you have to:

1. Let me know that you didn't receive your purchase.

2. Wait on me to send you the replacement to different email address.

Do us both a favor -- either "white list" my email address or get yourself a free email account first!

Click here to place your order for $11!

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